These days Qadiyanis are protesting in Washington DC and NY to to remind Obama Administration, his promise to resume stem cell research funding. Qadiyanis said that president Obama should now resume the stem cell research funding as he promised during his election campaign.
"All of our Khulafa-e-Rashideen died of diseases that were result of excessive sexual activity. Their nervous system was totally gone and bodies were totally paralysed. If funding for stem cell research is resumed, there is a lot of hope for our Khulafa-e-Rashideen" said a Qadiyani protester in NY.
"We believe that stem cell therapy has the potential to dramatically change the treatment of human diseases. If funding is resumed we may be able to use technologies derived from stem cell research to treat a wider variety of diseases including Parkinson's disease, nerve and muscle damages, erectile dysfunction and we may even get a brand new dick for our newly cloned huzoor pak, once he grows older" shouted another protester.
On the other hand secretary of state Hillary Clinton said that if Qadiyanis dont want their Khulafa-e-Rashideen to suffer from such problems then they should keep a check on their sexual perversions. She also said that stem cell research is surrounded by a lot of controversy and her government is not willing to infuriate their constituency for a bunch of ass-holes (she said referring to Mirza Mansoor).
American citizens were also angry on these demands of Qadiyanis. "we don't pay taxes to fulfil you sexual lusts. Our own are too high" said Alora, and american female.
"Today they want us to pay for their erectile dysfunction, tomorrow they will ask to buy them condoms and Viagra too. So tell them to shut the fuck up" said another citizen Teechi Teechi!