"All of our Khulafa-e-Rashideen died of diseases that were result of excessive sexual activity. Their nervous system was totally gone and bodies were totally paralysed. If funding for stem cell research is resumed, there is a lot of hope for our Khulafa-e-Rashideen" said a Qadiyani protester in NY.
"We believe that stem cell therapy has the potential to dramatically change the treatment of human diseases. If funding is resumed we may be able to use technologies derived from stem cell research to treat a wider variety of diseases including Parkinson's disease, nerve and muscle damages, erectile dysfunction and we may even get a brand new dick for our newly cloned huzoor pak, once he grows older" shouted another protester.
On the other hand secretary of state Hillary Clinton said that if Qadiyanis dont want their Khulafa-e-Rashideen to suffer from such problems then they should keep a check on their sexual perversions. She also said that stem cell research is surrounded by a lot of controversy and her government is not willing to infuriate their constituency for a bunch of ass-holes (she said referring to Mirza Mansoor).
American citizens were also angry on these demands of Qadiyanis. "we don't pay taxes to fulfil you sexual lusts. Our own are too high" said Alora, and american female.
"Today they want us to pay for their erectile dysfunction, tomorrow they will ask to buy them condoms and Viagra too. So tell them to shut the fuck up" said another citizen Teechi Teechi!
To be honest, I am in the favor of this demand and I fully support the idea.We need the Mirza Ghulam Ahmed Qadiyani once considered notorious enemy of Islam.
ReplyDeleteThese days are the days of deprivation,mental stress and depression.We need a "shughal mela" and who could be the better shughal mela than Mirza Ghulam Ahmed Qadiyani?
What is this? this is clear cut propaganda. How can Muslims be promoting this. This is such a random attack on Ahmadi Muslims. Nothing like this ever happened.
ReplyDeleteShow third party sources if you can!
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteMr. Teechi Teechi was part of protest. He himself told me on facebook. Do you want his cell no?
Muslims and Mirzais or Ahmadis or Qadianis are antonym of each other. So, one can't use the word "Muslim" for call Mirzais or Ahmadis or Qadianis
ReplyDelete@افتخار اجمل بھوپال
ReplyDeleteSir where did I used word Muslim for Qadiyanis?