Nail Disorders

کیسی عوام؟ کیسا مینڈیٹ؟

ہمارے ہاں آج کل ٹی وی پروگراموں میں بات بات پر عوامی مینڈیٹ کی بات کی جاتی ہے. مجھے آج تک اس بات کی سمجھ نہیں آئی کہ یہ لوگ آخر کس عوام کی بات کرتے ہیں؟ وہ عوام جو تھانے میں چھتر کھاتی ہے؟ یا وہ عوام جو دو کلو چینی لینے کے لیے  دو کلومیٹر لمبی قطار بنا کر کھڑی ہوتی ہے؟ یا وہ عوام جو گٹروں کا پانی پتی ہے؟ یا وہ عوام جو کلف ملا دودھ پی کر پل بڑھ رہی ہے؟ یا وہ عوام جو مرچوں کی جگہ پسی ہوئی اینٹیں کھا رہی ہے؟ یا وو عوام جو سستا آٹا لینے کے لیے ڈیڑھ میل لمبی لاین بنا کر کھڑی ہوتی ہے؟ یا وہ جو کتوں، بلیوں اور مردہ انسانوں کا گوشت کھا رہی ہے؟

الله کرے کہ کسی دن یہ سیاستدان ہمیں اس عوام کا کوئی اتا پتا دیں تو ہم اس سے جا کر پوچھیں کہ بھائیو تمیں کس پاگل کتے نے کاٹا تھا جو تم نے ان چوروں کو "مینڈیٹ" دیا تھا!

Gonioscopy Made Easy

Normally, the iridocorneal angle cannot be seen with a microscope because the cornea-air interface creates “total internal reflection.” 

However, we can use a goniolens, which is a special glass lens with mirrors on its sides, to look directly at the angle. 

When the glass lens is placed directly onto the cornea, the cornea-air interface reflection is broken and light from the angle can escape and be seen through the mirrors.

Long live Dr. Kayani!!!

Dr. Ishfaq Pervez Keyani (NO MBBS, FCPS, FRCS, MCPS, MRCS, DCH, DTCD, DTM&H bla bla bla) is a very good doctor.


Today he treated President Zardari with just one phone call. People assume that he provided psychotherapy to president via a teleconference. I don't know how much truth lies in this claim but I seriously think that army should shut down its existing medical set up in Pakistan, or at least in Rawalpindi, and make GHQ its base hospital.

Dr. Iftikhar Muhammad Chaudhri (Bachelor of Judicial Pharmacology) also contributed to health of Mr. Zardari by prescribing pills of "Article 47". Zardari's health improved significantly without taking these pills and he approached media and said, he is absolutely fine.


Our sources reveal that following discussion took place between patient Zardari and Dr. Iftikhar


Dr. Iftikhar:  G! kia hua hy?


Patient Zardari: tabeat kharab hy, Raton ko bury bury khwab aaty hen. aur........... aur......... aur........... men soch raha hon k kuch salon k liay mulk say bahir chala jaon!


Dr. Iftikhar: aur kuch?


Patient Zardari: aur .............. aur ........... aur.............. aur........


Dr. Iftikhar:  bus bus bus, samj aa gai hy mujy, Tumhari sehat aur b bigar sakti hy. dawai likh deta hon. Sirf ek khorak say theek ho jao gy.


Patient Zardari: shukria.... ye sarkari dispensary say mil jati hy na?


Dr. Iftikhar: Aby muft khory kabi apni jaib say b  kharch kr lia kr. Itni dolat qabar men ly k jaey ga? ............. Ab bta Article-47 likh don? 15 rupay ki ek goli hy! lay lo gy?


Patient Zardari: G Zaroor likh den g. Sasti hy aur wesy b Dr. Ishfaq ki goli say to menhgi nai hy na. wo to keh raha tha k 'operation' ho ga........


Dr. Iftikhar: Ye lo! Article-47, 10 mg, 1 Tab STAT


Patient Zardari: Dr . sahab iss ky koi Side Effects to nai hen na?


Dr. Iftikhar: nai bilkul safe hy. Bus iss ko kha kr tum president nai reh sakty,


Patient Zardari: oh yar men to mazaq kr raha tha. Meri tabeat to bilkul theek hy. hehehehehe


(Zardari leaves the clinic in hurry)....


Denial from PPP:


However Dr. Firdus Ashiq Awan dubbed all these reports as rumors. She said that AK 47 (ArtiKal 47) pills had nothing to do with President's health.
She said I made a "Phaki" for him myself. However she didn't disclosed the constituents of it and said "daiken ji ye hamara khandani nuskha hy aur hum issy sadion say apni bhenson ko khilaty aaey hen." She also revealed that American Scientists are trying make a pkhai like this "But I am sure they will never succeed".


When a reporter asked her why Americans will never succeed in stealing her formula? She said that "wo agar phaki bana b len to iss say koi farq nahen parta. Hamari phaki men Shaheedon ka khoon shamil hy. wo Mohtarma ka khoon kahan say laen gay?"


She said her phaki is available at all good medical stores, homeo stores, pansari shops, and general stores at a nominal price of 20 rupees. Noticing the low price of phaki she said that "daikhen ji, ye kam to hum awam ki khidmat k liay kr rahy hen. Hamari asal kamai ka zaria to commissions hen"

CNN URDU is a Fake "News" Website

Like many other Pakistanis, I often read BBC URDU but few days back I came across CNN URDU which seemed suspicious to me, because it was of very poor quality with many broken links. There was no clue about its location, phone number or anything like this. The only thing I found, was an email address. I sent an email but could not get any response.

I concluded that it was a fake website but I never cared about this,. But today when I noticed that their facebook page was doing propaganda against Imran Khan and PTI then I decided to expose this.
Facebook page of the website not only pays special attention to Imran Khan but is doing propaganda against him. Here are few examples:

I dont know when you are reporting a news about someone then what is the point in highlighting it? It is only possible when you are biased. Why CNN would show so much bias against Imran Khan?

Also there is a striking similarity between CNN URDU and Facebook page of Pakistan Muslim League (N). Both spread the same "news".

I also don't know why CNN would promote stories by Ummat!

Website is also providing its services in Roman Urdu, which shows that the web masters are not only dumb ass people but uneducated as well. 

Sometimes the "news" are full of stupidity. Here is an example:

I still don't know what this "alaa darjay ka sharabi" means! I am thinking to write an email to editor to explain this and help me understand this. 

I still don't know how to report CNN about this fake website but I think there should be some legal action against such people. The reason website has survived so long is that it is in Urdu so only Pakistanis can read this and it is not creating confusion in west. 

All I wanted to say is beware of such websites. 

eToro - How to copy the Money Makers!

Zmart (Website Review)

Today I visited Zmart, a great website by Zong which aims at revolutionizing the e-Marketing in Pakistan. It is a twitter like website and you can sign up from your phone (SMS "Sub Free" to 8229) and even sell your products or services right from your phone. I think it is the future of e-Marketing in Pakistan. I see a lot of growth potential in it. The website is very simple and gives adds based on their distance from your current location. This is another feature that other websites don't have. 

Google AdSense or Google Non-Sense?????

I joined Google AdSense nearly one year ago. But till now with over 22000 views on my blog, I only earned 22.14$ that is strange because Google pays only for clicks. After you write something and bring visitors on your website or blog even then you are not sure that they will click on your adds because I myself don't click on adds on other websites. So how can I expect others to click on my adds? So I think Google is just a way to spoil the appearance of your website or blog.

Google AdSense is only for those websites who get millions of hits per month. But for bloggers it is just Non-Sense....

I have found a solution to this problem that is online Forex......What do you think??? Click to join.

How to Make Money Through Google AdSense?

Everyone want to know how they can make money through Google AdeSense? But truth is that you can't make any money money through it. Because it needs a website and a large number of visitors who will click on your adds. So even after you make a website and write few articles then you will need people to read them. How can a common unknown man can attract a large number of people to his website? Until and unless you advertise your website you can't bring visitors and even you bring a visitor to your website still you are not sure that your visitor will click on your add.

So I have found a better option than AdSense that is Forex. You can Invest a small amount of money (say 200$) and make your account and just copy trades that are opened by experienced traders. So it is very easy even for inexperienced people to earn money through it.

Click on the add below to make your account. 

How To Make Money Online in Pakistan?

Making money online seems to be impossible due to large number of scam websites. I used to search a lot about this on internet but could not find anything. The only thing I found was Google AdSense. I joined it about a year ago and despite spoiling my whole blog with Google adds I could make only 22.44$. Of course this is not acceptable to me or anyone else.

Few months back a friend of mine suggested me to work in Forex (online currency trading) and I started this with 1500$. Initially I lost enough money but gradually I am earning enough, Thanks to Allah.
If you also want to earn money online then join Forex.

I Didn’t Die (Voice of a “SHAHEED”)

My Mother’s eyes awaited me for a long time

When I offered the comfort at my prime

To all mothers, by safe living of their sons

 They felt the lap's warmth when I coddled the guns

The pride on my father’s face is a gift of mine

I died for the nation and marked a patriotic sign

A passionate dreamer for glory of calling I was

Meeting the height of my passion and life cause

Giggles of my young soldier are still chanting in my heart

Nor the fear, neither the give up, yet there is nothing apart

Love is not over, yet I am the warrior who never die's

It’s a whisper from my little captain “DAD” you are alive

I know my lady is pretending strong before the world

Great bravery elegantly performed in a big herd

Sparkle of her eyes glimpsed in her naughty quips

Helped her to adore me were childish hugs and grips

Now It has been completed, the "mission" of my birth

My beloved's stand near me while I am under the earth

No regrets, only the droplets of water are strolling down

I left behind only the fancies and memories all alone

Contentment under the waving flag and my soul acquittal

Don’t weep as soldier never passes away but fades a little

I am the sunlight on silver grains; I am the sound of winds

Don’t weep, I didn’t die, I am the brightest star of mid nights

BY A FRIEND OF MINE

Truth about Pakistani Forex Brokers!

Few months back I was introduced to Forex by a "sincere friend" of mine, who told me that soon not only I will be earning millions of rupees per month be will have enough money to eradicate poverty from Pakistan :) and I believed all this bullshit even though generally I am a very cynical. I invested a hefty sum of 1500$ (132,000 PKR).

But soon after I opened my account in eToro I came to know that everyone here is a hungry dog, trying to snatch a piece of meat from your hand. From broker to signal service provider to IBs (introducing brokers) everyone is trying suck your blood ASAP........

In very first month I lost 993$ but my "friend" promised that soon not only he will recover all of my money but we will make huge profit as well. Thanks to Allah Almighty I didn't took loan to invest in Forex otherwise I would have been in serious trouble right now. It was only my father who provided my this huge sum of money and he is the only one who covered my blunders in life  (including this one. Thank you papa!)

After this loss I became too depressed and started thinking about causes of my loss. I came to know that Forex is NOT an easy money at all. Online Forex is the job of very high end qualification (in finance of course) and experience with extensive market analysis and research. It is not the job that a medical student can do or some fat-ass lazy bluffer can perform. One thing I want to make clear that you can still make 5-10$ a day with little experience but you know this money may be acceptable to some Pakistani who can't do anything else but not if you are living abroad. My "friends" who were actually IBs know nothing about finance but we doing this only on the basis of limited experience and their shallow understanding of Forex charts and indicators.

Another reason for my loss was that I let them operate my account and we decided that they will have share only in profit not in loss. I wanted to do things in "Islamic way" while later I came to know that according to few scholars online Forex business itself was not allowed in Islam.  So it was just like selling cannabis in Halal manner. (There are some companies who provide you Islamic Forex Accounts)

At the end my when I thought I was losing all of my money, I decided to confront my "friends" in plain manner but they also turned their eyes and stopped trading in my account. They stopped attending my Phone calls and replying my SMS and chat msgs. I am still living with loss of nearly 100000 rupees and guilt that why I believed such ****.

Beware!!! Scammers in eToro Chat

On Friday night when markets closed I met a group of Pakistani traders on eToro chat. I added one of them on skype. We talked about trade and then today he said that he is going to tell me a secret but I should not tell this to anyone. I said OK. He asked me to let him to "manage" my Forex account so that he can make "grate profit" in it and we will share that profit later on (65/35). While in case of loss he will NOT share the loss. Instead he will like to compensate my loss within two days!

In times of financial trouble, the forex market is there for you! Open a forex trading account with eToro today to benefit from forex market volatility with the lowest spreads online.

I knew this is a scammer and because I have already lost a 1000$ in these so called "managed" (while in reality mismanaged) accounts. Due to this reason I wrote a post on my blog about this.
eToro is very good, simple and user friendly platform. Their chat feature is also very helpful for traders especially new ones. But there are people who try to abuse everything and whose minds are full of negative thoughts and they are dying to bring them into reality.
So my advice is never hand over you forex account to anyone to manage it. No matter how grate profits he is promising you.  Always trade yourself and use copy trade option to copy good traders.
Below are the screen shots of my conversation with him on skype: